Hi! I’m Al Harrington of Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium

As an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of Crudely Painted Not So Funny Plywood Cut-Out Folk Art. And it’s just waiting to transform your uncut trash strewn lawn, into a living canvas that tells passers-by, Hey everyone! A real funny bugger lives here!

Your neighbors will chuckle warmly, and motorists will slow down and applaud when they cast their eyes on such favorites as:

Sort-of Ben & Jerry’s looking cow

Black silhouetted cowboy learning on barn

And everybodies favorite, Fat woman bending over tending to her garden in big polka-dotted bloomers!

Most of this stuff is priced to move, and until it it does it is an enormous fire hazard, so please, come see me on route two in Weekapaug!

Look for the Sort-of Ben & Jerry’s cow out front!