- Dr. Spaceman: Well, it's five o'clock somewhere. [fills syringe]
Say no more. If it’s giving people meat, then I’m onboard. I’ve always said: humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight.
Dr.Leo Spaceman, 30 Rock, Season 1, Episode 10, 2007 (via nevermindthewookiee)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Now this is surgery, so don’t eat anything before you come in. Because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
Dr. Leo Spaceman, Sun Tea (via skadadiddlyda)