Saturday.Night.Live.S38E21
Joe Spicy Weener.
please feed me with pancakes.
butt honking
May
20
I just unlocked the The Simpsons Season 24 Finale sticker on GetGlue
745 others have also unlocked the The Simpsons Season 24 Finale sticker on GetGlue.com
In the Season 24 finale, Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl hit the lottery, but when Carl takes off for Iceland with the winnings, the others set off after him. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at FOX.
1030 others are also watching The Simpsons on GetGlue.com
Say no more. If it’s giving people meat, then I’m onboard. I’ve always said: humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight.
Dr.Leo Spaceman, 30 Rock, Season 1, Episode 10, 2007 (via nevermindthewookiee)
I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcroed under my desk. People say “Oh, it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace.” Well I say it’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose.
(Source: fauxpasdreams)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
Now this is surgery, so don’t eat anything before you come in. Because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
Dr. Leo Spaceman, Sun Tea (via skadadiddlyda)
1/2849
